Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Neither Man Nor Beast
I had another problem with my apartment window yesterday afternoon. It involved finding 12-year-old boys outside it after school. They claimed they were looking for someone's bookbag, but when I come out of the shower in a towel and step into my studio, I don't want to find a couple of 7th graders in front of my window that has a locked gate in front of it. I had to shout at a few kids, but again, lurking in front of stranger's windows will earn you that privledge. And anyone who's ever gotten a tongue lashing from me knows what a joy it can be.
Middle school boys are of no use to either man nor beast.
How about some links?
Howard K. Stern admits he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. And you're shocked because....
An interesting theory as to why you don't want a huge book advance.
Restaurants in NYC may have to limit trans fats in foods. Yay.